3 Unexpected Reasons Why Nuking My OnlyFans Agency Was The Best Decision I Ever Made

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Before we get into today’s article, I want to give you an inside look at my creative process.

This process has been singlehandedly responsible for my (mostly) positive reputation, connections in the industry, and the high level of credibility I’ve managed to garner DESPITE being very far from what I would consider a “successful” agency owner.

Here it is:

  1. Experiment with some aspect of OFM
  2. Tell the story of my experience
  3. Create SOPs to auto-train employees
  4. Market a product that “reveals the secrets” of what I learned through my experience

Every single article I’ve ever written (except the last one, which was a sales letter for my Incubator program) has followed this formula.

Step 4 didn’t come into play until after I’d been doing steps 1 and 2 for nearly half a year.

But now that the train has left the station, I can easily create products from everything I’ve learned along the way.

This may seem like a strange way to start an article, but if you keep reading you’ll understand.

So without further ado, let’s get down to business.

“How’s Your Agency Going?”

If you’ve been following me for any length of time, then you know that I recently got rid of all my models and account managers in order to start fresh.

Once I realized that my strategy of “hire everyone based on a profit split and hope they do a good job” was doomed to failure, I knew it was only a matter of time before I would have to roll up my sleeves and start doing some actual work.

I’ll be honest with you: that thought depressed the sh*t out of me.

Not because I don’t like to work. I’ve been working my whole life.

It brought me down because it meant that my original plan had failed.

Yes, my ego was crushed.

But arguably worse than that was the realization that I would have to travel the long road of reverse-engineering a successful agency on my own.

And THAT meant I’d have to develop best practices through trial and error in order to create SOPs to hand off to Filipino VAs.

In other words, lots of time spent doing that thing I hate most: thinking.

That said, I knew it wasn’t all bad.

For one thing, I’d be able to take advantage of the HUGE amount of experience that I had gained through failure.

This meant that I could FINALLY do things right from the get go, instead of trying to make the best of an obviously-flawed strategy.

Excitement aside, I needed a break.

Maybe I should have jumped back in right away, but I felt like I needed some time away from the headache of running an agency.

This turned out to be one of the best moves I’d made since starting this journey.

The Shameless Sale Of Information Transformation

After OBH closed his group, a power vacuum was left in the OFM community.

New Telegram groups began springing up from other successful agency owners.

Recognized names like BTZ, Nek, Razvan, and AccountStealth created their own megagroups and started openly promoting them.

EDIT: How could I forget Rob Money and OF Magic? Shame on me! Unfortuntaely, this group is invite-only.

This normalized the sale of coaching programs, info products, and all other sorts of revenue streams geared towards making the lives of agency owners a little bit easier.

I watched all of this unfold in real time and I decided that I wanted my piece of the action.

Courses and coaching programs are projects that I’ve had on my list for MONTHS.

But I never felt ready.

However, once I saw my friends making bank, I decided to hell with it and jumped in head first.

With my rep on the line, I knew that I had to put together a killer program, so I spent a few hours listing all of the things I could throw in there to make it appealing.

I won’t go into detail now about it. You can always read the article if you’re curious.

If you do, make sure you’re comfortable. Because it’s a long one.

Articles normally take me a day to write, edit, and proofread. At 18,000 words, this one took me 3x as long.

However, the way the article was written presented me with a problem.

Because it was a “hard sell” (relative to my other articles), I wouldn’t be able to promote it in the Telegram groups because they have a strict “no selling” policy.

Being an admin of some of the most popular TG groups in the industry unfortunately didn’t matter. I’m not exempt from the rules.

The solution I came up with was simple: create a killer lead magnet, build an email list, and promote the Incubator program via email.

Despite not having anything to do directly with growing my own agency, this would ALSO prove to be a wise move for reasons you’ll see very soon.

Look mom, I’m a best-selling author!

My fingers were still sore from my 18,000 word Incubator sales letter when I started writing my book.

Titled, “101 Hard Lessons I Learned From Running My OnlyFans Agency (Into The Ground),” this 22,000 word behemoth took another 5 days of my life to write.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: I KNEW this book was going to be a hit before I even wrote a single word.

Why? Because I followed the magic formula that I outlined in the beginning of this article.

This formula of “I did X and Y happened” is the EASIEST winning method for content creation that there is.

In fact, it’s SO good that I will bend over backwards to prioritize this method over all others, if possible.

And the BEST part about this method of content creation is that it doesn’t require you to be an expert.

It just requires you to do something.

(Plus you get bonus points if you can tell a good story.)

Anyway, I cranked out the lead magnet, loaded it onto my site, and then repurposed it into an Amazon Kindle ebook.

You’re probably wondering, “Why would you sell a book on Amazon that you are giving away for free on your website?”

There are 3 main reasons:

  1. Having a published book on Amazon adds credibility and authority to your (personal) brand
  2. Publishing a book on Amazon is the first step in getting a blue checkmark on Instagram
  3. Writing a book about OFM (even if I suck at it) automatically places me in a higher category of authority than agency owners who DON’T have a book

(NOTE: With the new “Meta Verified” program, you can get a blue check for $15/month.)

Let’s face it: running an OnlyFans agency is all smoke and mirrors – nothing is what it seems.

  • Models FaceTune their pictures
  • We manipulate upvotes to boost visibility
  • We run mother/slave operations to expand reach
  • We place chatters on accounts to milk simps
  • Dating apps, TikTok, and other apps are manipulated to send traffic to OF
  • Models are instructed on what to do, how to act, and what kinds of content to create

Everything is orchestrated, scripted, and heavily manipulated to FORCE the result we want.

Virtually nothing on the B2C side of this industry is done organically.

And that’s ok. It’s just part of the game.

The reason I bring this up is that I believe that anything you can do to set yourself apart from the rest of the agency owners out there is going to come in very handy.

  1. @accountstealth is the Reddit Expert
  2. @BTZtg7 is the business mastermind
  3. @nektheshark is the mysterious high earner
  4. @razvanto is the TikTok guy, community manager, and coach

I’d kill for their talents and track record. But we’ve got to work with what we’ve got.

One of the things that I’VE got is a book on Amazon that I boosted to be a bestseller (that doubles as a very impressive lead magnet).

Very soon, I’ll pay for some press releases to be published on sites like Forbes, CNN, and Fox News.

After that, it’s just a matter of applying for a blue checkmark on IG and showing them the press releases as proof.

And then I will finally achieve my life’s goal: to be cool on the internet.

This combination of published book + press releases + blue checkmarked IG will make it much easier for me to recruit models, build connections in the industry, and create biz dev opportunities for my new project (more on this later).

Excuse Me Miss, Can I Have Your Credit Card?

About a month before my agency disintegrated, I could see the writing on the wall and knew I’d have to go back to work very soon.

I swallowed my pride, called up some of my previous employers, and told them to start booking me again for shows.

I have a love-hate relationship with working trade shows.

On the one hand, I get to talk to girls all day and play with their hair.

On the other, I spend 2 days a week on airplanes, can’t exercise or eat healthy, and am not able to work on my businesses while away.

As fun as it is to get paid to flirt with 45 year old suburban housewives with mom jeans and NewBalance shoes, doing shows instead of working on my business is clearly a net loss.

Still, I knew I had to pay the price for the risks I took with my failed agency, so back to work I went.

I was over it almost immediately.

They booked us for a show in a building that was apparently a massive Faraday Cage – no wifi or mobile data worked in the entire building.

To make matters worse, I did terribly that show.

Let me tell you: NOTHING is worse than watching your coworkers make sales (and money) easily while you struggle to find your groove.

To be honest, this was one of the main motivations that I had for finally biting the bullet and creating a coaching program.

The emotional anguish I felt during those first few shows was the catalyst that caused me to generate my coaching program.

I thought, “Go ahead and call me a phony. Anything is better than doing shows.”

It was more of a move of desperation instead of pushing my comfort zone. But it turns out making desperate moves sometimes pay off. 

Here’s something to keep in mind:

If I work a trade show, I’ll be lucky to make $1500-$2000 in a weekend.

Based on my skill level, that would be considered a “good” show.

But sometimes you have bad shows where you only make $500.

And sometimes you have average shows where you’ll make around $1000.

But the goal is $1500 – for me at least.

Here’s the thing though: if you’re booked every weekend,  then you ARE going to do bad shows. It’s unavoidable.

And that’s what’s so frustrating about working shows.

If I were able to perform a constant stream of demonstrations without any downtime, I’d never quit that job. Making sales is fun.

But Fridays are usually dead, Sundays are hit or miss, and there can be an annoyingly long amount of time in between demos that gives you too much idle time to question your life choices.

Let’s say I have a “good” show and make $1500.

Here’s what needs to happen for that to occur:

  1. Wake up early Thursday morning and take an Uber to the airport
  2. Fly to my layover
  3. Change planes and take another flight to my destination
  4. Work a full day on Friday and sell at least $1000 (which is usually dead because people are at work)
  5. Work a full day on Saturday and sell at least $2500 (the “money” day)
  6. Work 3/4 of a day on Sunday, sell at least $1000, and break down the booth
  7. Wake up early Monday morning and take an Uber to the airport
  8. Connect at my layover and fly home
  9. Take an Uber back to my apartment

All of this nonsense just so I can make $1500.

Worst of all, I’m not able to work out or eat healthy – two lifestyle choices I have a borderline-autistic obsession with.

Selling a coaching package looks like this:

  1. Someone sends a DM on Telegram
  2. I send them a payment link
  3. I add them to the Drive folder and a few Telegram groups

Those 3 low effort moves will bring in at least $3800.

After payouts to my partners, I’ll put around $3k in my pocket.

Which would you prefer?

When I sold my first coaching package for $4300, it almost didn’t feel real.

To earn that same amount of money would have taken me three weeks of grinding at good shows to achieve.

I would have had to spend 6 days traveling, barely had any opportunities to exercise, and very likely would have eaten a lot of unhealthy fast food.

And that’s not even considering expenses like food, coffee, and incidentals.

Selling a coaching package was MUCH easier than all that nonsense. Most importantly, it would allow me to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Once I sold my first coaching package, I thought, “Sh*t, what else can I sell?”

I started categorizing all the lessons I’d learned, all the assets I’d created, and all the little tricks I’d picked up along the way that could be neatly packaged and sold.

After some trial and error, I created my store on Simp Hunter.

With virtually 0 promotion, the site gets around 2500 sessions per month. So some people will see what I have to offer.

I’m not out there spamming my offerings, but people who want to find my blog and like my articles will naturally want to see what I sell.

Creating the coaching program also had one interesting unintended effect: it forced me create a plan from A-Z on how to actually run an agency.

Because I was providing a program for OTHER people, I had to map out what a newbie would need to do from beginning to end in order to be successful.

I had to handle every eventuality so that they’d have all the tools they needed to run their business.

Before I had the coaching business, I’m ashamed to admit that I didn’t even have a plan.

My agency was an a giant amorphous blob that would absorb anyone who wanted to be absorbed.

As we’ll see in the next section, this big picture thinking did wonders for my mindset and work ethic.

Taking The Leash Off The Dog

Once I decided that I was going to sell a coaching program, I had another problem: I had to actually MAKE a coaching program.

And since my success as an OnlyFans agency owner was sporadic at best, I knew I wouldn’t be able to do it on my own.

Instead of trying to be a one man show, I partnered with 4 other service providers that I knew would be able to fill the gaps in my knowledge.

They are:

  1. Reddit marketing
  2. A free model
  3. TikTok marketing
  4. Chatting

If nothing else, the mere exercise of putting together a coaching program had TWO very valuable effects on me:

  1. It completely removed my mental block against selling coaching, consulting, or info products
  2. It forced me to put together a comprehensive program that would provide a complete OFM newbie with everything they needed to succeed

Before, I didn’t want to sell anything because I didn’t feel like I would be able to adequately fulfill all necessary areas.

Turns out all I had to do was ask a few of my friends if they wanted a slice of the action.

The MAIN benefit of selling the coaching program had nothing to do with the small amount of money I’ve made from it so far.

The MAIN benefits were the two that I listed above.

Free from my self-imposed mental restraints, I was one step closer to shameless self promotion – and the glory, riches, and social proof it would provide.

The hilarious part?

Nobody seemed to care – or even notice!

No angry mobs showed up at my door demanding that I stop, so I whipped up another product: My 5 Day Recruiting Challenge (broken up into Super, Beast Mode, and ULTRA).

(I won’t go over the details here, but you can click the link above if you’re curious.)

Disclaimer aside, I managed to sell a few recruiting packages with minimal effort.

Yes, it took some work to distill my thoughts and create the assets.

And I suppose writing the copy to actually SELL these things took a little work as well.

But since it’s digital, I can sell it over and over until the market tells me it’s no longer attractive – at which point I can just sell version 2.0 (or something else entirely).

After selling a few of the recruiting packages, I realized that I was sitting on a goldmine.

If I could sell nearly $10k worth of info products in my first month – with nothing more than a few emails and posts in some Telegram groups – imagine what I could do with a little effort.

Bottom line: I saw the potential.

But as usual, this presented me with another problem.

Using The Agency As A Research Tool For Coaching

What’s the first thing I told you at the beginning of this article?

Do you remember how I defined my creative process?

How must I structure my content in order for me to maintain what is arguably my greatest strength (my authenticity)?

“I did X and Y happened.”

Taking the recruiting packages for example, I am able to sell them with a clear conscience because:

  1. I actually know a thing or two about recruiting
  2. I can confidently provide a method in the “I did X and Y happened” framework
  3. I honestly believe that I provide MUCH more value than the price I am asking

With these 3 beliefs, I am able to push my recruiting program with enthusiasm because I genuinely believe that the product is valuable to the right person.

As soon as I felt my beliefs align with what I was selling, I knew I had figured out how to make a shitload of money.

This is what the “how to sell a coaching program” gurus talk about when refer to “finding your crack in the dam.”

All I had to do was continue to create info products + coaching etc that had the 3 qualities I listed above and the money train would grow wings and become the flying money train.

However, I had one big problem:

Despite my knowledge, I was still limited by what I had personally experienced.

For example, I couldn’t write a guide about TikTok, because I had not “done X” so to speak.

There was no “and Y happened,” which meant that the punch would lose its effectiveness.

(While we’re on the topic, why do you think the first several thousand words of this article are about coaching and info products? Because that’s 75% of the “X” from the past month. We’ll get to the other 25% later.)

This lead me to the realization that unless I continued to work on my agency, I would not be able to sacrifice enough bodies to the Information Marketing God to keep it happy.

In straight talk: if I didn’t work on my agency, I wouldn’t have any new experiences to talk about (and ultimately sell as products).

Fun fact: this is actually why I created my Recruiting Packages in the first place.

As soon as I started over, I thought, “It sure would be nice to go through the grind of sending 1000s of DMs per week with other people instead of having to do it alone.”

In exchange for my methods, I would be able to surround myself with a group of people who were also focused on recruiting.

AND I would make a little money in the process.

Now I was actually getting paid to learn, practice, and exchange strategies with a group of people THAT I CREATED.

Of course I provided a lot of information and resources up front. And I will obviosuly help with guidance as much as I can.

But once this step is completed and I’ve recruited enough models, I’ll move onto the next phase, distill my learnings into a product, and sell that to the unwashed masses.

Take The VA Pill

Once I started the recruiting group, I realized 3 things:

  1. I hate sending DMs
  2. Recruiting is boring
  3. F*ck this sh*t

This seemed like a perfect opportunity to sharpen my automation skills, so I got my hands on a now-defunct automation tool (whose name you’ve definitely know) and went to work.

Spoiler alert: I gave up after a few days.

Tnis tool is not only annoyingly complex, but I kept getting stuck in an email verification loop regardless of the type of proxies or accounts I was using.

I realized that I would have to do something ELSE that I’d been putting off for a long time: hire a VA.

A few months back, I had a phone call with BTZ where we tossed the idea around of collaborating on a recruiting resource of some kind.

During our call, he was nice enough to give me a look at how he ran his model marketplace.

(Not to crawl up his ass too much, but BTZ is a very savvy businessman. I was impressed.)

One of the things that stuck out to me about our conversation is that he didn’t use any automation to populate his market with models.

Instead, he had an “army of VAs” do the recruiting for him.

I’d always thought about hiring a VA to do my recruiting, but it wasn’t until I had to copy/paste outreach messages with my thumbs for hours that I decided enough is enough.

The only problem was that I’d never hired a VA before.

But the more I learned about hiring VAs (as opposed to hiring contractors or using automation), the more I began to realize that this one change would also cause me to level up.

For those of you who have never had a VA, let me pitch you:

  • They speak perfect English
  • They’ll do whatever you ask them to
  • They won’t steal your money or your ideas
  • They genuinely want to please you
  • They’re reliable as long as you treat them well
  • They want to work for you long term
  • And the best one: a full time worker is $300/month

For $300/month, you can pay a Filipino VA to do some menial task for you on repeat while you grow your organization.

As soon as I hired my first VA, my entire mindset towards this business changed.

When you have a VA who does their job reliably, you can pretty much forget about it and move onto something else.

Not only that, but you can train VAs to do multiple tasks. And you can hire multiple VAs.

As long as you make your $300 back through some actions the VA takes, you will break even.

At worst, you’ll be out $300.

If you’re going to hire a VA, my personal recommendation is to hire from onlinejobs.ph.

This is where I hired mine and I’m very happy with her.

She does her job, sends me a daily report, and makes my life much easier.

If I want to expand my efforts, I can just hire more VAs and send them the same SOPs that I sent this one.

They will be fully trained IMMEDIATELY and can go to work as soon as they’ve watched a few videos and read a PDF.

I mean, not like their job is even that difficult – it’s 90% copy/paste.

Let’s bring it back to the point here:

This method fulfils the “I did X and Y happened” criteria for 2 items:

  1. I can use my experience, knowledge, and newly-created SOPs to hire a VA to replace me for that task
  2. I can SELL my SOPs, trainings, videos, and job ads as assets to other agency owners

As long as I sell 1 or 2 recruiting packages per month, the VA is paid for. Meanwhile, I get to keep all the leads they bring me.

Nice little bonus.

Hiring A Rockstar VA On The First Try

My one concern before hiring this girl was that I’d have to go through multiple VAs until I got one that performed the tasks I set out for them.

The truth is that I KNEW this VA was going to be good from her application alone.

Ironically, my experience recruiting models helped me pick a good VA.

As I was sifting through applications, I realized that there are a lot of similarities between hiring a model and recruiting a VA.

Honestly, the difference is that VAs are harder working, want the job more, are more professional, and are more reliable than most models.

I would gladly prefer to hunt for rockstar VAs every day as opposed to rockstar models. My job would be much easier.

Think of it like this:

  • If a model sends me an application and it’s full of lazy 1 word answers, I know she’s not going to make it.
  • If I send a model her onboarding email and she doesn’t sign the contract immediately, I know she’s not going to make it.
  • If I ask a model for a certain amount of content in 24 hours and doesn’t provide it, then I know she’s not going to make it.

These three hypothetical situations all come from the same affliction: lack of effort.

My Superstar was a superstar because she put SO MUCH effort into everything she did.

I knew this VA was going to be good because her application was full of complete sentences with perfect spelling and grammar.

And keep in mind, a few of these questions could have been answered with a simple yes or no.

But she typed out multiple sentences for each one.

Sure, it wasn’t going to win the Pulitzer.

But she unironically got an A for effort.

And when you’re hiring someone for a menial task, you want to see that they are ready to sweat.

Of course, I could have just gotten lucky too. Who knows?

But the point is that I did X and Y happened. Now I’m telling you about it.

Recruiting On Sugar Dating Websites

Where do I even begin?

First of all, even if you DON’T have an OnlyFans agency, you should sign up for Seeking ASAP for one single reason:

You will experience a reversal in the buyer/seller sexual dynamic between men and women.

On Seeking, YOU are the prize. Not them.

Here’s a short list of all the cool things about this terrible website:

  1. Girls are super nice to you
  2. Many girls are willing to meet up with you the same day
  3. The girls are usually MUCH more attractive than your average girl
  4. They respond to your messages very fast compared to other dating sites

Most guys do not get this kind of treatment from women – EVER.

And I promise you: this experience will change the way you look at women forever.

As men, we are used to being the ones who chase.

We have to invite women on dates, listen to them talk, and play games in order to sleep with them.

They know we’re willing to work for it, so they put us through all kinds of bullsh*t to see if we’re worthy of sleeping with them.

This is what I’m referring to as the “buyer/seller dynamic” of dating. And that’s how it usually works.

But if you’re on Seeking, then this dynamic is reversed because YOUR existence on the platform IMPLIES that you are already high-value.

When I was making my profile, I decided to put my net worth at $10 million just for funsies.

I also have quite a few very good pictures that I use in online dating profiles that definitely helped, but the main thing I’m proud of is my bio.

I put my copywriting skills to good use and wrote my bio to accomplish the following 4 goals:

  1. Make myself look like a baller
  2. Weed out the hookers
  3. Attract the climbers and hard workers
  4. Tease the promise of improving your station in life, independent of any man

Remember: I am not on the site to get laid, I am there to recruit.

I want to weed out the escorts, the ppm girls, and the ones looking for you to pay their rent in exchange for one 15 minute FaceTime session per week.

I make it very clear in my profile that I am not with all that simp shit, but that I’m there to mentor you and teach you how to improve your own life.

Some girls eat it up, sending ME the first message (very rare on a dating site) basically throwing themselves at me.

Other girls don’t like my approach and send me nasty messages telling me I’m a bad person.

When I was writing my bio I thought to myself, “How would I act if I was worth $10 mil?”

I decided that I’d probably be a much bigger douchebag than I am now.

So with that in mind, I wrote my bio and the Looking For section, uploaded my pics, and got to work.

And let me tell you, the results were very, very, very good.

Now, having a high response rate on Seeking is pretty standard.

Even if you’re an ugly dork with no game or a socially awkward 64 year old divorcee with a bad haircut, girls will usually be courteous and respond.

But this time it was different.

One thing I noticed after having doing a bit of outreach was that many of these girls were practically throwing themselves at me.

I’m talking THEY would suggest SAME DAY plans within a few messages.

And remember: the way that I wrote my profile HEAVILY screened for hookers and gold diggers.

I was targeting very attractive turbo-type 18-25 year old girls with bodies that give your brain the Blue Screen Of Death – ones who would make a killing on OF.

The responses that I got from some of them completely blew my mind.

Not only was I able to get their number in just a few messages, but when I texted them I got an IMMEDIATE response.

Never in my life with any girl I’ve ever been with have I gotten such immediate, positive, and rapport-seeking texts from such a wide variety of extremely attractive girls.

As I assumed the role of real Top G, something interesting started to happen to my mindset: I started to ACT like I really was worth $10 million.

I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom, bought some fancy new clothes, and started TALKING like I was clearing a million dollars a month in profit.

And THOSE actions caused an additional shifts in my mindset:

  • Wearing the nicer clothes caused people in the real world to respond to me more positively
  • My clean apartment made me feel like I had my sh*t together
  • And talking about all the money I was making drove me to work HARDER to actually make that money

These mini confidence boosts built on one-another and spilled over into other areas of my life.

For one thing, I outsold my coworkers at shows by a wide margin two weeks in a row – not something I usually do.

The extra money was nice, but the REAL benefit was the extra confidence and momentum I gained as a result.

Even though a short time had passed, I felt the power of building this momentum by stacking win after win in short succession.

And really, what did I do?

Buy some new clothes?

Pick my dirty clothes off the floor?

Write a profile on a sugar dating website pretending to be a G?

To me that seems like a VERY minor investment for the return it gave me.

Sure, I was there to recruit.

But acting like a big baller unironically made me behave like a big baller.

As things progressed, I had a few phone calls with these girls.

I could be as big of a douchebag as I wanted, saying things that if I had said them as broke Papi, would have gotten me an earful of harsh tones.

But because this douchey behavior came from someone who was presumably successful and worth a lot of money, they not only let me get away with it, but it seemed to make them even more attracted.

The more I played this role, the more I felt myself becoming that person.

Then a thought randomly occured to me: if you pretend to be something you’re not, you will slowly take on those characteristics until you fully transition into that persona.

You’ve know the experiment at Stanford University where they turned one group of students into prisoners and another group into prison guards?

What they noticed is that the group that had been turned into prisoners started to act like prisoners, while the group that had been turned into the prison guards started to act like actual guards.

They took their roles very seriously and had to stop the experiment prematurely because the prisoner students were getting violent.

The interesting thing is that the students had no real reason to act differently other than their voluntary assumption of a role and its implied behaviors.

In other words: their transformation was arbitrary and most importantly, VOLUNTARY.

In simple speak, you can choose to be whoever you want. Just play make believe.

Along that same line of reasoning, why couldn’t I “do my own experiment” where I pretend to be a playboy rich guy douchebag with a Maserati who’s worth $10 million dollars?

The more I pretended to be this person, the more I would become this person.

Of course it’s not as easy as it sounds. I can’t just “pretend” $10 mil into my bank account.

You have to dress the part, clean yourself up, and start thinking much bigger than you think now.

I knew girls liked guys with money, but I never realized it was such a power play.

When you use that site, it’s tempting to stay on just to chat with hot girls.

I don’t care who you are – unless you’re a legit celeb, pro athlete, or super cool guy extraordinaire, girls are not going to throw themselves at you.

That ego boost is hard to release. And god forbid you actually go out with any of these girls.

Don’t do it.

Meet a normal girl or go f*ck a hooker, don’t go for this in between bullsh*t that you will have diffficulty extracting yourself from if you find one that you “actually” like.

Still, the spiritual practice of pretending to be a rich guy is a nice thought to “try on” every once in a while.

All that taken into consideration, how does the site work for recruiting?

Currently my funnel looks like this:

  1. Opener
  2. Small talk
  3. Tell them I’m coming to their city for business in a few weeks
  4. Exchange numbers
  5. Send them a text
  6. Chat over text

Unfortunately, this is where my funnel breaks down.

I have it on good authority from a friend of mine who successfully recruits from the site that the rest of the funnel is as follows:

  1. Continue to flirt over text
  2. Send some flexes of you doing rich guy sh*t (pics/vids) so they ask what you do for a living
  3. Tell them you run a modeling agency
  4. Wait for them to ask you questions about it
  5. Casually mention that the models make big money
  6. If they seem interested and ask you more questions, recruit as usual (light pitch, Zoom call, etc)
  7. If not, move on

That’s as I understand it.

With a little more practice and experimentation I’ll get it.

The $50,000 Question

I was on my way home from a show last Monday when I got a random DM from someone asking me about different payout options for models.

Since I’m not a dick, I answered his question as best I could and thought nothing of it.

He followed it up with a few more questions on the same topic, then drops the bomb on me:

“If I could provide $50k would you be willing to start an agency at a 50/50 split?”

He had clearly watched my How To Start An Agency With $50k video.

Lucky for him, I have an open mind. And to his credit he did seem like a straight shooter.

What’s the worst that can happen? He’s full of shit? And then nothing happens and I’m in the same situation I’m in now.

Anyway, we had a call the other day and had a very interesting conversation.

Apparently, this guy is a Forex trader and wants to get into the OFM space.

During our call, he said something along the lines of:

“I’ve come a long way since starting trading and I learned more from my mistakes than my successes. I’m looking for someone who made a lot of mistakes (and hopefully learned from them) and that’s why I thought you would be a good person to partner with.”

That made sense, but I had mixed feelings on whether or not I wanted to take him up on his offer.

On the one hand, I REALLY like this idea because I could write a killer case study on it that would be the easiest sell of my life.

“I Started An OnlyFans Agency With $50k And Here’s What Happened”

I could easily make that article go viral regardless of what actually happened with the agency.

Everyone loves a good story. And it is definitely a cowboy move, which I am also fond of.

Still, I have my reservations

A 50/50 split with someone I don’t know, have never worked with, AND who has zero experience makes my skin prickle.

But there are multiple ways we can negotiate this. If we look at this from a business perspective, here are the facts:

  1. This person has at least $50k budgeted for this project
  2. This person wants my help
  3. This person trusts and respects me

Seems a little more appealing when I put it like that.

We just need to figure out the details on how this is going to work.

The problem with arrangements like this is that eventually, this person is not going to need me anymore because they’ll be caught up to speed on everything that needs to be done.

And then they’ll still need to pay me 50% of the profits.

I ran into similar situations with my partnership frenzy earlier in my career.

There’s also a lot that can go wrong with an agency that would prevent me from getting paid.

Plus, there’s one other little problem…

The Million Dollar Agency

After my journey threads on BHW got shut down and I was banned from the forum, I was worried.

How would I keep myself accountable if I couldn’t share my progress with the world?

I benefited so much from publicly tracking my progress that I was worried I would lose focus if I didn’t have a platform to continue sharing on.

I had no choice but to start a blog.

However, writing blog posts is 100x more complex than just posting updates in a forum thread.

You have to think about SEO, clickbait titles, adding images, incoming/outgoing links, keyword density, and a dozen other considerations that forum posts don’t come with.

Not only that, but I felt compelled to increase the quality of my posts. I couldn’t just word vomit on there like I did on the forum.

Once I had published a few articles, began pasting them in other places for extra visibility.

I added them to my Medium blog (which helped me get some traffic) – and just for fun, I created a thread on HackForums.

Despite virtually no professional background in internet marketing (other than a brief affair with Jarvee automation), I’d spent triple-digit hours lurking on forums like BHW and HF over the years.

And once I started posting my articles to HF, all kinds of interesting characters started coming out of the woodwork.

A few months ago, I got a PM from someone on HF telling me that he’d read my articles and wanted to have a call.

This was still in the early days where I’d take calls with just about anyone, so I agreed.

With no access to Telegram groups, courses, coaching, or any kind of community, this guy was quietly pulling in $250k/month from his agency that he’d only started 3 months prior.

I could tell right away that this guy was on another level.

The stuff he was telling are the kinds of things that are discussed in the groups nonstop on a daily basis.

But to me it just seemed like his brain was moving faster than he was able to speak.

Fortunately – since I’m also a super genius – I was able to read between the lines and could tell he was the real deal.

What I DIDN’T understand was what he wanted from me.

After a few more minutes of conversation, it became clear that he wanted 2 things:

  1. He wanted me to write SOPs for his agency
  2. He wanted my connections in the industry

Taking the first part of this article into account, consider what this means.

I just wrote a few thousand words telling you how I water the seed of my success: the creative process I use to write articles.

Just for funsies, let’s go over it again:

  1. Do something in OFM
  2. Write an article about it (I did X and Y happened)
  3. Create SOPs for VAs
  4. Sell the solution to other agency owners

This guy was not only handing me the keys to the Ferarri, he was paying me to take them.

We had a few long calls about working together. Everything SEEMED to be going well.

The big picture plan was to create a new agency together, combine our talents, and split the profits.

But a few weeks into our conversations, he disappeared.

Oh well. Easy come, easy go – right?

I tried reaching out just to ask what the reason was out of curiousity, but got no response.

Imagine my surprise when a few days ago, he sent me a text asking to reconnect.

After clearing the air, he told me that he’d grown his agency from a paltry $250k/month to a slightly more impressive $1 million per month – PROFIT.

We scheduled another call and he caught me up to speed.

His agency was booming, he’d hired more models, and had finally gotten to the point where he could take a step back and work ON the business instead of IN the business.

Good for him, right?

But what I wanted to know was the same as before: what did he want from me?

He’d gotten SO big, he explained, that now he was looking to acquire profitable agencies and absorb them into his own.

But he wasn’t just looking for any agency, he wanted something specific:

  1. The agency must be profitable
  2. The agency must have a clearly defined structure for their success
  3. The agency must have written SOPs that can be handed off to VAs to execute (most important)
  4. The agency must be willing to sell
  5. After the sale, the agency must be willing to stay on and work with the million dollar agency for a share of the profits

I like to think I’m a smart guy, but this was some next level sh*t.

I wouldn’t call myself a business genius, but even I could tell fit the textbook evolution of an organization that was on track to dominate the market.

And SOPs were the key to it all.

So to answer my initial hypothetical, what he wanted from ME was to go find these agencies for him to buy.

Being the loudmouth blogger that I am, he knew that I had an audience. And he also knew that I was fairly connected in the space.

When he told me that he wanted to acquire agencies, my mind already started tagging people I could approach with an offer.

Funnily enough, he told me, “Listen, the thing we need the MOST right now is an agency that’s an expert in Reddit. Do you know anyone?”

Do I know anyone… bro, do you know about my Reddit Genius?

I guess he’s not an avid reader of the blog, but oh well.

Not only do I know someone for Reddit, but I can find him someone for TikTok, dating apps, FetLife, Snapchat, Discord, Telegram, and any other platform he wants in just a few hours.

And if my first picks don’t want to sell for some reason, I have 2nd and 3rd stringers I can call in.

If by some miracle THEY don’t want to sell, then I’m a single Telegram chat away from getting inundated with DMs asking for more information.

And here’s what I’d get out of it:

  1. I’d be paid a healthy salary
  2. I’d be given commmission on every deal closed
  3. I’d be able to execute all my crazy delusional dreams like having a model house, throwing parties, and a reality TV show
  4. I’d get an inside look at what made this agency so successful
  5. I’d be able to package and sell those methods as part of my growing info product business

The last part was what was so interesting to me, but it came with one major potential problem:

How would this affect my current operation?

Would I have to give everything up in order to partner with the Million Dollar Man?

Granted, I was still at the recruiting phase of my new agency, so it’s not like I had much to give up there.

And selling a few coaching programs and info products was nice, but it would be MUCH more lucrative to join an organization printing a million dollars a month.

Still, I didn’t want to give up everything I’d worked for just for money.

I like my blog. I like my brand. I like my coaching and info products.

And if my agency was humming along at a respectable pace, I’d like that too.

It’s not so easy to give up your baby in order to help someone else nurture theirs.

That said, I was definitely open to collaboration as long as a few conditions were met:

  1. I could keep my blog and maintain creative control over the articles (input would be heavily considered)
  2. I could keep my info product business
  3. I could take a peek at the inner workings of his agency, borrow his strategies, and get a result “on my own”

These three conditions would allow me to continue with my creative process of “I did X and Y happened.”

Except instead of me bumbling around trying to reinvent the wheel, I could borrow a perfectly good wheel that was ready to use.

Not just any wheel: a Super Wheel GTX 9000 with turbo boosters.

All for free. All because I wrote some articles about my experience.

Sh*t, BETTER than free: I’d be getting paid big bucks to do what I was going to do anyway.

Only now I’d have an already-iterated set of frameworks at my disposal.

Pretty nifty if I do say so myself.

I’ve always marveled at the fact that I’ve managed to do so much in this industry despite the results with my agency being less than stellar.

If I had the actual tangible results (i.e. big money), then ALL the mental roadblocks would be removed and I would begin shamelessly promoting myself harder than Mr Tate himself.

The reason I don’t do that now is because there is still an insecurity in the back of my mind that whispers,

“Don’t promote yourself too hard, because if you do everyone will find out that you’re just a big phony. And then you’ll lose everything.”

Maybe it sounds ridiculous to you, but for me it’s a real problem.

Sure, I have some skills and an acceptable track record in some areas.

I can easily distill complex information into guides, PDFs, and videos.

And I can write copy that will sell them for big money.

But what I DON’T have are those hard-earned $100k/month screenshots that came from actions that I – or my VAs – took.

But with Mr Million Dollars, I could Thanos-snap those problems out of existence instantly.

Not only that, but I’d then be able to write a nice little case study that would put me on the map.

  • “How I Made $24,271 In 30 Days With A Brand New OnlyFans Model”
  • “How Our New OnlyFans Model Makes $12,127 Per Week With Just 2 Hours Of Work Per Day”
  • “How I Took My Agency From $0 To 6 Figures In Less Than 30 Days”

It’s just a matter of choosing the right clickbait title, telling the story of what happened, and then promoting that sh*t like my soul depended on it.

Once I have the REAL results, I’m not just limited to promoting in Telegram groups either.

Real news publications, press releases, interviews, and a mother/slave strategy for my personal brand would put me everywhere all at once.

Is it delusional? Or is it just good marketing?

I explained all of this to the Million Dollar Man and he was 1000% on board.

Our conversation went for almost an hour and a half and ended on a very good note.

The next step was to come up with a proposal and go over it together.

Since I was the one with less on my plate, I whipped one up the next day and sent it over.

We’ll see how it goes.

Wrapping it up

I know I’ll probably get some shit for this article having less to do with actual “how to make money with your onlyfans agency” info and more about my detour into the information business.

But to quote the great George St Pierre, “It is what it is.”

My goal has always been to show people an authentic look at what I’ve been doing and what the results have been.

“I did X and Y happened.”

It just so happens that after disbanding my agency, I took a break to focus on my coaching program instead of immediately trying to rebuild.

I understand that “course sellers” have a bad reputation in this business thanks to a certain ginger influencer (who doesn’t sell a course, btw).

And if that’s your opinion, no offense, but I don’t care what you think.

Look: I’m not even 100% comfortable with it.

But I don’t care what I think, either.

I care what one entity thinks – the market.

If the market is telling me that it’s a good idea and I should keep doing it, then I am going to keep doing it.

People can cry all they want about how I’m a bad person for running my business differently, but as you can see from this article, I’m 100% transparent with what I do.

Anyway, I know this article hasn’t really given much info regarding OFM, but hopefully you were still able to learn something.

Not only have I shown that there is more than one path to success, but now you see that you can build it from your own existing strengths.

Will update you soon with any new developments.

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