Join The Delusion: My Grandiose Plans For The Simp Hunter Telegram Group, NFT, And Your Personal Dose Of Immortality

5

NOTE: This article was originally intended only for my private Telegram group, but I’ve decided to open it to the general public. Enjoy. 

***

Hello, Simp Hunters.

Let’s get right down to business.

If you’re reading this, then it’s because you have been accepted into the Simp Hunters private Telegram group.

In this article, I’m going to lay out my master plan for this community – the new CORE of my brand, agency, and future plans.

This group will be the center of it all – the piece to which all the other pieces connect.

If taking a role in my master plan does NOT appeal to you – no problem.

You’re all welcome (and encouraged) to continue taking advantage of the knowledge, domain expertise, and track record of the talented individuals that populate this group.

Chat, ask questions, swap strategies, make deals – it’s all fair game.

That’s the BASIC purpose of the group.

But I didn’t revive this community just so it could be another watercooler where agency owners go to kill time and ask which proxies to use for TikTok.

There are MUCH bigger things going on behind the scenes.

But before we start, one last thing…

I’ve locked this article for a reason: it’s for trusted group members only.

If I wanted the unwashed masses to be privy to this information, I would have posted it publicly and spammed links in all the groups like I normally do.

However, I only want YOU to read it.

I – or someone that I trust – have decided that you are unironically special.

We’ll go over what this means in a later section, but for now just understand that being a member of this group is a big deal.

Please don’t leak this information, screenshot excerpts of the article, or discuss its contents with ANYONE who is not a member of the TG group.

I will eventually find out who you are and remove you from the group, along with anyone you have vouched for and/or who has vouched for you.

If you feel the information in here is SO important that it must be shared with someone specific, then vouch for them officially and I will add them to the group.

Ugly talk out of the way, let’s get down to business.

Sorry, You’re Not The Dumbest Guy In The Room Anymore

Back when I started in this industry, I was completely lost.

Sure, I had some semi-transferrable skills from my nearly 20 years of work experience.

But when I started my business, I didn’t know anything about working in the adult industry, much less running a webcam studio or OnlyFans agency.

When making the decision as to whether or not I would even START this project, my first point of contact was @MrWashington – a name you may recognize from Telegram.

(I go over all of this in more detail in my article on partnerships, which I encourage you to read if you haven’t already.)

I reached out to MrWashington on HackForums and asked him some questions about WebCam Riches – a blackhat mentoring program for people who wanted to start a webcam studio and OnlyFans agency.

He was kind enough to answer all my newbie questions, giving me confidence that the program was worth my $2,000.

So I bought it, rolled up my sleeves, and went to work.

I started recruiting girls, doing Zoom calls, and learning about the industry.

And like almost all beginners to the OnlyFans game, I was like a lost little puppy dog.

Lucky for me, MrWashington and I had stayed in touch.

We became friends, shared information, and he continued to answer all my basic bitch questions.

The same day I bought WebCam Riches, I started a BlackHatWorld journey thread to document my progress.

I knew that if I forced myself to provide daily updates, I would be MUCH more likely to continue working until I was successful.

As a 39 year-old career hair straightener salesman, I knew I needed to make this work.

Perhaps not surprisingly, my financial situation was not the best, either.

I told myself that I needed to do WHATEVER IT TAKES to start making myself a full-time income from my new webcam studio.

This was my plan:

  1. Recruit as many girls as I could
  2. Have them ALL try their hand at camming
  3. Figure out a system to keep them stable
  4. Cut up the cam content to use as marketing material for their OnlyFans pages
  5. Write about it every day on my journey thread

And for a few weeks, that’s exactly what I did.

Every morning I’d EXCITEDLY update my thread – and growing audience – with what had happened the day before in my webcam hustle.

I’d have my coffee, take my supplements, open my laptop, and start writing.

And if you’ve read my articles before, you know how I am – I try to entertain.

My daily updates weren’t quite as polished as the articles on Simp Hunter, but the seed of their spirit was there.

Not only were the journey threads a lot of fun, but they checked three crucial boxes for me:

  1. They forced me to work on my webcam business every day
  2. They allowed me to crowdsource my strategy to my thread’s readers on BHW
  3. They introduced me to marketers who were much more experienced (and successful) than I was

The effect of all 3 of these factors working at once was nothing short of incredible.

For one thing, I was consistent.

As someone with an official diagnosis of Shiny Object Syndrome, it’s rare that I would make it past the 30 day stage for any project.

The journey thread (and later, this blog) kept me working towards my goals every day.

Even if my results were awful, even if I was making less money than I would have preferred, by forcing myself to update the thread every single day, I was AVOIDING shame and embarrassment in my new community by continuing to work.

Here’s the point: even though I’m clearly a gifted genius (modest too), I have a history of getting bored and giving up easily.

Start. Quit. Start something else. Quit that too.

I’d done this literally dozens – if not hundreds – of times over the course of my life.

It was eternally frustrating and I hated myself for it.

I’m sure that despite YOUR success (relative to mine), you can relate on some level.

After all, if my plan to recruit high-level blackhat marketers has worked, you are very likely 100x more successful than I have ever been.

There’s a reason why I invited YOU to join the group – because YOU’VE already figured it out.

Which brings me to my next point…

By posting daily updates to my thread, I was able to crowdsource the formation of my best practices for my new agency.

Obviously, that doesn’t mean that I was super successful from day 1.

Just because someone tells you what to do doesn’t mean you’re going to do it perfectly the first time.

But because of my attention to detail and engaging writing style, I had replies to nearly every daily update.

Many of those replies were offering me advice for how I could improve things, what I could do instead, or why I should continue with (or abandon) a given facet of my strategy.

How I Accidentally Discovered The Secrets Of Networking

A few weeks after starting my journey, someone left me a very interesting comment.

“If you’re having so much trouble finding reliable girls to work with, why don’t you focus on part of your agency that operates independently from them?”

In other words: forget about models.

Instead, hone a skill that would bring in money REGARDLESS of whether or not a real live girl was attached to the method.

It made perfect sense, so I switched gears from recruiting to focusing on traffic.

Out of all the methods, Reddit seemed most appealing to me.

I didn’t have to do it from my phone, I was already familiar with the platform, and I had a solid understanding of mentality of the users on the site.

I spent the next week struggling to map out my new strategy.

  • Should I create accounts from scratch and use those?
  • Should I buy accounts?
  • How much karma did they need?
  • How old did they need to be?
  • What were the best subreddits to post on?
  • What time should I post on them?
  • What kind of proxies should I use?
  • Were there any automation tools that would make my life easier?

And on and on and on…

After a week of trying to figure everything out, I felt like I had gone in circles and made no progress.

Someone took pity on me and linked me to a thread of a member who had built some massive (800k) user NSFW subreddits in just a few months via crossposting.

I read the thread and IMMEDIATELY it clicked.

Instead of getting started right away, I decided to reach out to the author of the method and pick their brain.

Since starting my journey thread, I had become the perfect combination of social butterfly and autistic information junkie.

Any time someone left an interesting insight on my thread, I would reach out to them and thank them for their help.

If they seemed nice, I would then proceed to pepper them with questions until one of two things happened:

  1. We became friends
  2. They told me to fuck off

Fortunately, most of the time it was #1.

I’d be lying if I told you that the author of the Reddit method and I hit it off right away.

It was NOT love at first sight.

If anything, I think I annoyed him with all my questions.

But to his credit, he did answer them. And with his help, I started working on building my own subreddit.

This person would later go on to be featured in my articles as my “Reddit Genius” – aka @accountstealth.

But at the time, there was no blog, no Telegram group, no real platform (other than BHW) that would allow me to easily tell the story of how we eventually ended up working together.

He wasn’t the only person I’d connected with over the month or so I’d been active on BHW.

When I told you I reached out to everyone who commented on my thread who seemed like they had half a brain, I mean EVERYONE.

In addition to mining them for information, I also tried to get an idea of what their marketing background and track record were.

I realized REAL quick that the true value of the journey thread WASN’T that it kept me consistent.

The TRUE value of the journey threads were that they offered me the chance to connect with people who were 1000x further along in their own development than I was.

At the time, I knew that meeting so many powerful people in such a short time would be valuable.

I just didn’t know HOW.

Originally, what I thought I wanted was similar to what most inexperienced agency owners THINK they want: information.

I thought that if I knew what these experts did, I could do it on my own and replicate their results.

And in theory, that makes sense.

It’s the premise for courses, mentoring, masterminds, instructional videos, and any kind of information product under the sun.

I had no way of knowing it at the time, but it wasn’t their information per se that I needed.

In reality, what I needed was something far different.

E-Pimps Worldwide – The Progenitor Of The Simp Hunters

As the weeks went on, I continued posting in my BHW threads.

I met more and more people, asked them questions, and made friends.

Eventually, I had gotten to the point where I’d had good interactions with about a dozen marketers from different platforms.

One day while chatting with MrWashington an idea popped into my head:

“Would you be interested in joining a Telegram group of people that run an OnlyFans agency?”

He said yes, so I knew I had at least one member right there.

I made a new Telegram group – E-Pimps Worldwide – and started inviting everyone I’d spoken to over the past month who seemed like they knew what they were talking about.

With most of you having been in groups like Nathan Ashton’s OFG and the OBH group, this might not sound like such a big deal.

But at the time, none of us knew about these other places.

OBH’s group wasn’t created until September. Nathan didn’t launch his product until October.

There were no other places for people to freely talk shop.

Except, of course, for E-Pimps Worldwide.

Even though the group itself was short-lived, the value exchanged in those few weeks was incredibly useful to everyone involved.

Most of us were new to the OF game, but everyone had blackhat experience.

Contrast this to larger groups that aren’t invite-only – many of the users there don’t come from a blackhat background.

These newbies get tripped up by simple stuff, such as:

  • What are proxies?
  • Should I make a website?
  • How do I register a domain?
  • Should I worry about my model release form?
  • Do I need my model to sign an NDA?

No blackhat marketer would ever be caught dead asking any of these questions.

Even I, with my relative lack of sustained success, know better than to ask this dumb shit.

E-Pimps Worldwide was unironically all value, all the time.

At its peak, there were about 20 of us.

The chats got so intense that even with so few people, we got the same complaints that OBH’s group got with 1500 members – too many messages to catch up with the next day.

But after pressure from the group, I finally broke down and made a Discord.

The idea was that with a Discord server, we’d be able to break up the chat into different categories so people could easily reference the information they were most interested in.

Sounds great in theory, but the fragmented conversations ended up killing the flow of conversation.

Not long after, OBH appeared.

His group became the new watercooler for OnlyFans agency owners – a place where people of all experience levels went to ask their technical questions and get their socializing needs met.

Other groups, like OF Magic and OFG seemed to wane in popularity as OBH siphoned members thanks to his straight-talking YouTube videos.

No disrespect to the original members of E-Pimps Worldwide, but even I could tell that there was more to be gained form spending time in OBH’s group than in my own.

Looking back, I should have continued to handpick members to nurture my own group.

To be honest, I’m not even really sure why I didn’t. I guess I just thought I couldn’t compete.

It was also around this time that I started taking the blog a little more seriously.

Talk To Your Doctor Today About Becoming Immortal

After being banned from BHW by their resident power-tripping mod, I knew I had to find a new outlet for my creativity.

More importantly, I needed to find a home for my content that would attract high-skilled blackhat marketers to add to my sphere of influence.

I started a thread on HF, but it never gained much traction. The site gets less traffic than BHW (and I probably posted my journey thread in a less-than-ideal section).

I began copying all my articles to Medium and eventually SimpHunter.com. And for a while, this worked.

OBH seemed to take a liking to me, pinning my articles to the top of his group whenever I would publish them.

He repped my model marketplace, name-dropped me in a few videos, and overall had good things to say about me.

I owe a lot of my early success to OBH for allowing me to promote my articles – and later, YouTube channel – in his group.

Without his support, I wouldn’t have gotten 90% of the exposure that I did.

And as I’ve said many times, these articles are what’s allowed me to draw so many people to me.

We’ll dive deeper into this in a later section, but our private Telegram group and these articles will be the 1-2 punch that drives my brand, the adjacent NFT, and my delusional dreams for world domination into reality.

This is because every single article that I write allows me to insert ideas, motivations, and beliefs into people’s brains.

Everything I write serves a specific purpose beyond just providing information and entertainment to the reader.

Even this one.

Shit, ESPECIALLY this one.

Like I said in the beginning: if you’re reading this, then it’s because you are unironically special.

You’re good at something, you have a track record of success, and/or we have a working relationship (and I believe you will benefit from the aggregate wisdom of the current group’s members).

I mentioned it in a message recently, but the current requirements to join this group are pretty loose.

We’ll get back to the story in a moment, but this is what I want you to understand: this group is NOT exclusively for successful agency owners.

If all we had were agency owners making 6 figures a month, I believe the group would die out quickly because the sharing of information would be drastically reduced.

But if the Simp Hunters private Telegram group has one guy with 9 gold YT play buttons, 4 guys who are an NFT experts, another guy who has a Reddit upvote farm, and 968 additional members with unique skills and accomplishments, then this group becomes VERY valuable to EVERYONE.

It’s not value for the sake of value, though.

I have big plans, remember?

Let’s speed things up a bit…

Recently, OF Magic closed their doors to the general public and became invite only – as did OBH, who has already closed his doors to new members.

I understand why Rob and OBH locked their groups, but I personally think it’s a mistake. 

(Granted, I don’t have a group of that size and don’t have to deal with that they do. But not knowing never stopped me from having an opinion before.)

To illustrate my point, let me give you an analogy.

I am friends with an extremely popular and well-known Jewish guy.

This guy achieved his status by being a promoter, organizing events, and throwing parties.

One of the things he taught me over the course of our friendship is that when you throw a party, you don’t want all the guests to come at once.

You want them to come in waves.

At the beginning of the night, the energy is high. Everyone is meeting, mingling, and getting to know each other.

Over time, that energy fades.

If no new waves of people come later on, then eventually the guests will get bored and leave.

But if a new group of guests arrive, then it’s almost like a new event.

And if this happens multiple times throughout the night, then they can go deep into the night. Especially if there’s cocaine.

(Unfortunately, there is no cocaine in a Telegram group.)

Both Rob and OBH are successful in their own right and don’t NEED their own community.

But as a newer player to the game – one without much of an official track record – I see huge value in building communities.

Now let’s make one thing clear: the private group of which you are a member is going to stay private and invite-only.

The private Simp Hunters TG group and this blog will be the core of my bigger strategy to make a bazillion dollars, get famous, and buy us all an island off the coast of Fiji.

But if you think about it, how did this group even come into existence?

Where did we all come from?

Other Telegram groups.

Sure, I pulled my original 20 OGs from BHW and HF. But that was slow going and required posting on forums, waiting for responses, and lots of back and forth between me and the members.

OBH populated his group via links in his YouTube videos and word of mouth.

These larger communities can be leveraged to do HUGE things.

At the time of this writing, Rob is selling consulting for big bucks and OBH has chatter software coming out for $5,000/seat.

Here’s what I’m getting at: if you position an online community correctly and have something that the members (or potential members) want, then they can be incredibly powerful tools for world domination.

(And before you start to worry that I’m about to paywall the group for $300/month, that’s not where I’m going with this.)

If you’re reading this, then this group will always be free to YOU because YOU are what makes this group valuable.

You are the girls to my nightclub.

I need YOU there, otherwise nobody else will want to come.

Not only will you get “free drinks,” but if any of you are enterprising enough to take a leadership role to help nudge our group toward its final destination, then you PERSONALLY will reap the ultimate reward: immortality.

Yes, You’re Manipulating Them – But That’s What They’re Paying You For

In the past two weeks, I’ve spoken to a few of you with experience in the growing NFT industry.

Now I’ll be honest with you: I don’t really understand the deal with NFTs.

It’s a membership, it’s ownership of a digital file, it’s whatever the fuck.

I don’t really care, either.

There are hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars exchanging hands every day in NFT-Land – and I want my piece.

Since “learning” about what they are, I’ve been toying with the idea of starting my own NFT.

The problem is that I have my hands full with other things and don’t want to branch off into something so different just yet.

However, after a few Zoom calls with some members of this group, I’ve decided that it’s time to get my feet wet.

After inviting you to the group, several of you sent me messages like,

“Oh, I see you’re starting an NFT. Well I have sold a bunch of NFTs before and can definitely help you with that!”

Let me say again that I don’t really understand too much about the significance of NFTs.

But what I DO understand is that having an engaged community behind an NFT is a MAJOR selling point to potential buyers.

And if you haven’t noticed by now, I am a community guy.

Which brings me back to my initial promise to tell you how this group and the blog play a role in my master plan.

From what I understand, NFTs are bought and sold not necessarily on their utility alone, but on the influence and visibility of their backers.

Yes, utility is important.

But I believe that with the combined experience, skills, and track record of the [present and future] members in this group, we have enough utility for 5 NFTs.

All we (I) need to do is distill the information into easy-to-understand guides, make it pretty, and get some eyeballs on it.

This topic actually came up today.

After a particularly shiny golden nugget of wisdom was dropped, one member suggested that we create a repository with all of the useful information that is shared in the group.

It’s not the first time someone has floated this idea, either.

Nor was it the first with E-Pimps Worldwide.

When we moved to Discord, we had a separate channel called “Golden Nuggets” for users to post mini-guides on complex topics where they had personal experience.

How to get a blue checkmark, simplified OF payouts, growing OF pages through IG – these were all topics that were explained in detail in the channel.

My plan was to create a library where this information would live, able to be accessed by group members any time they had a problem they couldn’t solve on their own.

I never got around to it because I never had a good enough reason.

But now I do (more on that in a moment).

If the group provides the utility, then the blog – aka SimpHunter.com – will provide the hype, “sizzle,” and belief structure of the project.

Everybody knows that if you have celebs and industry-leaders backing your project, then it’ll be an easier sell than if all you have are faceless nobodies.

Since you’re all advanced guys, I’m going to tell you the REAL purpose of these articles.

Well ok, there are many purposes.

  1. It’s fun
  2. I like writing
  3. I like the attention
  4. I am able to draw collaborators on autopilot who are pre-disposed to like me, want to work with me, and who share my vision

But MOST importantly, these articles allow me to embed important beliefs into the minds of the readers that make my life easier.

In other words:

  • I view these articles the same way I view SOPs for my agency.
  • I view these articles the same way I view my sales letter for recruiting models.
  • I view these articles the same way I view the onboarding videos that I have my models and account managers watch.

Do you understand yet?

Let me make it as clear as possible:

Before I produce an article, I think to myself, “Who is this for and what do I want them to think?”

Let’s take my model sales letter for example.

The purpose of that document is multifaceted:

  1. To establish trust by letting the model know I am a real person
  2. To establish credibility by showing my understanding of the OF space
  3. To “teach” the model what is required to have a successful OnlyFans account
  4. To overwhelm the model with the sheer amount of tasks required to run their account on their own
  5. To offer a much more palatable alternative to going solo (working with our agency)
  6. To sweeten the deal by stacking bonuses on top of my initial offer
  7. To give them EXACT instructions on how to apply if they’re interested
  8. To increase urgency by telling them what will happen if they procrastinate
  9. To show proof of success from other models who have worked with us
  10. To remind them to APPLY IMMEDIATELY if they are interested

When I wrote the sales letter, I didn’t just sit down and freestyle 20 pages of ramblings and “hope” that models saw things my way.

I defined every step in the process ahead of time in the form of an outline.

I then went through the outline and wrote each section.

I edited it multiple times for coherence and ease-of-readability.

So now, instead of having to explain points 1-10 to each individual model throughout the course of our relationship, I can simply have her read a PDF.

Obviously it doesn’t work 100% of the time, but it acts as a filtering mechanism to bring me models who accept my messaging from beginning to end.

There’s a very good chance that models who read the sales letter all the way through will end up applying.

When models apply AFTER reading the sales letter, it implies that they accept all my points, giving me a pre-qualified and eager model who already understands the content requirements and what’s expected of them.

In other words, the sales letter not only cuts down on my (or my scouts’) required communication with them, but it also implants beliefs into the minds of my models in an elegant and effective way.

I try to do the same thing with all the articles I write.

All these pieces are pre-formed ahead of time based on what I need in my agency, what I’ve experienced in my business since my previous article, and how much hypnotic communication I feel I can get away with before becoming obtrusive to my readers’ unconscious minds.

Fortunately, by the time the article is published, the damage has already been done and I reap my harvest before anyone realizes they’ve been hypnotized.

This article is no exception.

This article has several purposes as well:

  1. To justify the importance of networking in the industry
  2. To make the case for having a private group of high-level blackhat marketers
  3. To demonstrate the value of keeping a public account of your progress as an agency owner
  4. To show the value of a large Telegram group and the constant flow of new blood
  5. To justify the existence of my blog as a platform for public-facing SOPs (standard operating procedures)
  6. To demonstrate the effectiveness of copywriting to auto-hypnotize readers into accepting your desired beliefs
  7. To publicly (privately?) connect my upcoming NFT project with the invite-only Telegram group and SimpHunter.com
  8. To fish for members interested in creating case studies with me via the Kingmaker Program (discussed later)

There are more as well – and if you look carefully, you’ll find them.

But for now let’s just leave it at that.

The combined effect of all of these purposes is this: I can hand this article off to a new group member and (hopefully) magnetize them into aligning with my goals for the community.

Think of this article like an instructional manual for private group members.

Would I have just as much success if I ONLY made a sterilized list of goals, rules, and guidelines?

I highly doubt it.

“I’m looking for this, please invite people like that, and blah blah blah.”

You’d skim it, forget about it immediately, and I would have wasted ten minutes writing something unmemorable.

But THIS way, I have now created an asset that I can use indefinitely for the THOUSANDS of future group members that pass through Simp Hunter’s doors to nudge them ever so slightly towards helping me achieve my (delusional) vision for my brand.

Yes, this article has taken me about 3x as long to write as the rest of them, but I believe it will be worth it.

Just A Gucci Mane Looking For His Waka Flocka

After I got out of the army, I decided to leave my small kibbutz in the north of Israel and move to Tel Aviv.

For those of you who have never been there, it is definitely worth a visit.

First of all, Tel Aviv has the highest concentration of beautiful women that I’ve ever seen in my life.

My head is literally on a swivel non-stop when I’m there.

The beaches in Tel Aviv are incredible, the food is delicious, and the weather makes it very easy to maintain the most cancer-licious tan I’ve ever had in my life.

When I got out of the army, I worked odd jobs to make ends meet so I could enjoy the Tel Aviv lifestyle.

I was also a little drug-dealing gangsta-wannabe delinquent.

At the time, weed was hard to find in Israel and very expensive.

Hashish, on the other hand, was plentiful and comparably cheap.

Since I smoked so much, I decided to buy in bulk and sell a bit here and there to support my habit.

Like many drug dealers, I imagined myself a thugnificient hustler – and of course I listened to hip hop.

My favorite rapper was Gucci Mane.

The mixtapes he put out from 2003-2008 are some of the best trap music I’ve ever listened to.

Today, Gucci has unabashedly sold out and is living the good life.

But back then, he was cooking up bricks in the kitchen and rapping about it.

I listened almost exclusively to his songs and nothing else.

One of the things I noticed about Gucci’s lyrics is that in almost every single track, he would rep other rappers.

OJ da Juiceman, Zaytoven (his producer), Yo Gotti, Waka Flocka Flame (who got his initial boost from Gucci), were all mentioned in his tracks multiple times, even when they didn’t actually have any verses.

Since rap music has devolved into just a bunch of guys talking about how cool they are, I thought this was peculiar.

I mean, it wasn’t just a once or twice thing. Gucci was ALWAYS repping other people.

99% of the music on his early mixtapes mentioned other rappers.

WHY would he spend precious track time talking up other rappers – even if they were his friends – when he could have spent that time talking about himself?

Years later I would figure it out, but at the time it never made any sense to me.

I can’t say for sure why he did what he did, but after writing so many articles for SimpHunter.com, I believe I understand.

Those of you who have read my stuff will probably have noticed that I have NEVER said ANYTHING bad about anyone in the community.

Not a single time have I ever namedropped someone and said “this person’s an idiot, stay away from them, etc.”

And believe me, it’s not because I’m at a loss for what to say.

When you talk to as many people as I do, personalities are bound to clash. But have you EVER heard me say (or write) anything negative about anyone?

There’s several reasons for this, but here’s the second-most important one: if people see me airing my dirty laundry on my own platform, they will be hesitant to engage with me.

And as a self-described “community guy,” that would be the kiss of death.

With my current strategy, having a good reputation is not a nice-to-have.

It is a must-have.

It is non-negotiable.

Not only that, but the bigger my reputation gets, the more fragile it gets too.

All it takes is one flippant comment during a moment of weakness and all the work I’ve done to cultivate my reputation goes down the drain.

I’m very aware of this as it’s one of the biggest weak points of how I do business.

I’m not saying that people agree to work with me based solely off my reputation – of course the deal needs to make sense.

But having a good reputation not only opens the door to deeper collaboration, but it makes it makes it easier to walk through that door as well.

The MOST important reason I never say anything negative about anyone is because I’m too busy saying POSITIVE things about the people I want to help.

Because my blog is essentially a 3rd generation replicant of my BHW journey threads, people who I engage with regularly become stars in their own right.

My Russian scout, French account manager, and Reddit Genius: if you read my articles, then you know who these people are.

And if I’ve done my job well, then you probably have a good opinion of them, too.

With an extra 1% of planning, we could easily put together something to sell based on nothing more than the stories that I’ve told from our interactions.

By the end of the day today, any of them could create a case study, slap together a sales letter, and make a bunch of money.

Sorry Bros, But You’re Gonna Need To Read This (Article) Twice

Those of you who have read my “How I Lost My Superstar” article might not have realized it at the time, but that piece was a cleverly-written case study for my friend @accountstealth and his Reddit services business.

Before we go any further, let’s get one thing straight: he never asked me to write it, I wasn’t paid anything, and until just now even HE probably never realized that’s what I was doing.

And if it wasn’t for this article you’re reading right now, I probably wouldn’t have ever mentioned it.

If you took that article at face value, you probably thought I was selflessly dissecting my mistakes with Ms. Superstar in order to help newer agency owners learn from them.

Sure, I probably boosted my credibility by describing my L in so much detail.

And do I believe you can never have too much credibility.

But my real motivation was to pay back the debt that I had incurred by allowing @accountstealth to singlehandedly give me the most significant tangible result my agency had produced since the webcam studio days.

Since then, @accountstealth has gone on to take clients for Reddit promotion for anywhere between $500 – $3000/month.

He also teaches Reddit strategy in a private Telegram community which he sells access to – along with a detailed PDF – for $200.

At the time of this writing, there are 44 members in that group.

44 x $200 = $8800.

Since he and I are both in it – and neither of us paid for access – let’s be safe and round that down to $8000.

That, combined with the fees he’s been paid for driving traffic to his clients’ pages, means he’s likely pocketed north of $10,000 as an indirect result of me writing about him so frequently and favorably.

Am I saying that he wouldn’t have made that money without my vouches?

Absolutely not.

But imagine how much easier it is for him to “convince” people to pay for his services now that he is mentioned BY NAME in several of my articles.

Imagine the following hypothetical scenario:

  1. He advertises his services
  2. An interested party sends him a message asking for more info
  3. He provides more info
  4. The party asks for proof of results or testimonials
  5. He sends them a link to my article – or any article where he’s mentioned
  6. The party reads my article, cums in their pants immediately, and signs up for his service(s)

Jokes aside, here’s the point: he has a case study baked into my blog that will live on for eternity.

That article – and the others that mention him – will continue to create awareness, generate interest, and add credibility for him and his services until the internet disappears.

Now look, the point isn’t that he made $10,000.

The point is that because we worked together, because I have a blog, because my content is story-based, because I am compelled to give an honest recounting of events in order to preserve my reputation – he now has a free selling tool that he can use indefinitely to promote his brand, service offerings, and involvement in future projects.

(If you haven’t connected the dots yet, it’s coming right now.)

I know this article is long, but stay with me – we’re almost done.

Remember all that stuff I said about our elite community and upcoming NFT?

Many people have suggested some sort of repository where the gems are recorded, catalogued, and organized in a library for group members to access when they need a quick answer for a complex problem.

And that will still happen.

But let’s take it one step further.

What if instead of just a list of instructions, there were case studies for everything?

Let’s take a common topic: TikTok traffic.

This topic probably has the most-commonly-asked questions in all the groups.

How to upload content, SIM cards, TikTok lives, best-performing content, proxies/VPN usage, blah blah blah.

Honestly, it bores me to tears. But I realize that I am the exception.

Let’s be real: an instructional guide on driving traffic with TikTok would be useful.

But a 6000 word well-written case study on taking a model from 0 to $30k/month with TikTok traffic method would be PRICELESS.

Not only would it be priceless, but a properly-positioned guide on such a popular topic would cement the protagonist as the go-to expert for this type of thing in the industry.

If that doesn’t seem like it’s worth your time, then I don’t know what to tell you.

But if you’re interested in positioning yourself as an expert, premium service provider, guru, leader in the industry, and/or someone who wants to do big shit, then I’m sure you’re slapping your table in excitement right now.

Since you’ve been so patient, here’s the climax:

My goal is to promote this group, the NFT, and enrich the community by working 1-on-1 with you to create case studies for your respective area of expertise.

The Birth Of The (Delusional) Kingmaker Program

Imagine how much more useful a fully-developed case study would be than just another spreadsheet or some pasted comments in a Telegram channel.

Any of us could do those. But they are limited in their usefulness.

If you want the glory, street cred, and a powerful selling tool, then nothing compares to a not-so-obvious case study in one of my articles.

And for those of you worried about “giving away the sauce,” don’t be.

I’m not an idiot – I know better than to give away the exact methods that people use.

I also know full-well that I could have EASILY spelled out everything @accountstealth was doing to promote our superstar.

But I also knew that someday he would want to sell his own services and I didn’t want to hamstring him by giving away the sauce.

The beauty of this strategy is that you don’t NEED to give away the sauce in order for the article to accomplish its goal.

In my sales letter to models, I promise to tell them EXACTLY what they need to do to run a successful OnlyFans account.

  • Do you think that’s really what I do?
  • Do you think they’d actually follow through, even if I did?
  • Do you think any of them are angry with me because after reading the entire thing, they have no better idea about how to run their account on their own?

No on all 3 points. Because it doesn’t matter.

Let’s make it more clear:

The way to establish yourself as an expert, provide useful information, entertain, and otherwise BLOW away your audience with a case study is by SELLING the dream, NOT by giving exact instructions on ACHIEVING the dream.

In other words, your sauce is safe.

Your Skills + My Storytelling = An Unstoppable Combination

This is getting kind of long, so let’s wrap it up.

If you are reading this, then it’s because I believe in you.

I believe that you are a valuable member of the community – valuable enough to write a 7000 word password-protected article only for YOUR eyes.

Even if you don’t run a successful agency, I know that you are an expert in SOMETHING.

And whatever it is, I KNOW that your experience can be applied to some aspect of the OnlyFans agency industry.

I know this because it’s exactly what I’ve done for myself.

Other than a slight advantage in recruiting, I don’t have any of the traditional skills or knowledge required to run a successful agency.

But meanwhile, look at what I’ve done:

  • Formed a partnership with a scout to send me a near-unlimited flow of Eastern European and Russian girls
  • Recruited half a dozen account managers to drive traffic and chat for my models
  • Created the most popular OnlyFans agency blog in the industry
  • Convinced (currently) 65+ of the most talented people in the industry to openly exchange information
  • Earned the respect of the majority of the community – despite barely having earned any money from my own agency
  • Built a strong reputation as an honest dealer, a savvy marketer, and clever businessman

I’ve done this with virtually no domain expertise, track record, or [considerable] earnings from my agency.

Pretty much everything I’ve listed above has been accomplished with some articles and DMs.

And if I can achieve THIS with articles and DMs using my limited knowledge and experience, then imagine what I can do with YOUR expertise.

After all, YOU’RE the expert.

YOU’RE the one with actual skills.

YOU’VE actually done shit.

Most importantly, YOU’RE the one with the track record.

You are probably ALREADY sitting on several case studies that we could use to turn you into an overnight success.

Unfortunately, we won’t be able to use those.

My articles are, after all, an extension of MY OWN journey thread.

But the good news is that if your system is replicable, then we’re just two weeks away from making you famous.

So here’s what I propose: let’s do it together.

You have the experience and track record. I have the platform and audience.

You help me print a new arm of my agency using what you know, I’ll write a 6000 word case study about our incredible results, and we’ll both live happily after.

You can use the content to immortalize yourself as an expert, bring honor to your brand, and add credibility to your current and future service offerings.

I will use the content to expand my reach, solidify my reputation, and hype the launch of our upcoming NFT by enriching the community.

Whatever you’re good at, I want to hear about it.

Like I said, there’s a REASON you were invited to this group. And it ISN’T because we’re friends.

Lots of my friends are NOT in this group.

It’s because I believe in you.

It’s because I believe that your gifts, skills, and track record can be combined with my storytelling ability to leapfrog the success of this community several steps at a time.

Some of you may not think it’s worth your time – and that’s fine.

But if you like me, like my content, and like the direction in which we are headed in (thanks to my delusional vision), then I want to hear from you.

To pitch me your idea, send me the following information:

  1. Your name
  2. Your background/expertise
  3. Your specific accomplishments
  4. What you have in mind
  5. Timeframe to completion/see results
  6. When you’re free to start

Thanks for reading and hope to hear from you soon.

5 thoughts on “Join The Delusion: My Grandiose Plans For The Simp Hunter Telegram Group, NFT, And Your Personal Dose Of Immortality

  1. As I took a leisurely gulp of my steaming coffee, my eyes landed on the latest post on Simphunter, and I couldn’t help but let out an enthusiastic “Eureka!” Another gem of an article, I thought to myself. But then, something caught my eye – a mention of a secretive Telegram group. Oh, the intrigue!

    For those who might be curious, allow me to introduce myself. I am a wordsmith extraordinaire, a master of the written word, and a purveyor of all things perplexing and bursting with excitement. I offer my services as a writer to models on the hunt for content that reads well and looks oh-so-pretty.

    Writing is my passion. It’s why I wake up each morning and the last thing I think about before I drift off into the land of nod. So, to have the opportunity to contribute my skills to this mysterious Telegram group would be an absolute pleasure.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

SKIP THE LEARNING CURVE
Get my 22,000 word guide, "101 Hard Lessons I Learned From Running My OnlyFans Agency (Into The Ground)" and start your agency off right. FREE for a limited time.
ATTENTION AGENCY OWNERS!
Click the button below to get your copy today.